My top TEN worse actress of all time

In a world of mayhem and madness I can still obsess over how bad an actor sucks at acting. It is, I must admit gratifying to signal out others deficiencies and ignore my own. So without further ado, oh no she didn't.....My top ten worse actresses :

10.) Gwyneth Paltrow

I know right now some of you are balking at the fact that dear, pale, bland, potatoisqe Gwen made the list, but be grateful she use to be number one. She redeemed herself for countless years of boring underplayed, underacted, lackluster roles with her gleeishly delightful run on Glee. I could watch her and Schuster play cat and mouse all day.

9.) Jenna Fisher

Do not get me wrong I adore her on the office !! She is the perfect Pam. But she can't play much else. In fact every time I see her in something else I think, "oh whats Pam from the office doing here?"

8.) Eva Green

UGH. She so brooding and dark and brooding and her lips purse and pout and UGH. Watching Eva Green act is like watching someone glue themselves to themselves, there is no way that it will end well. Which leads me to number seven...

7) Kristen Stewart

Oh I know all the rapid Twilight fans are going wolfsh** right now. But COME ON. She is a one note actress. She can play angry/conflict. Or she can play sad/distant. But she can not play much of anything else. I mean she is dating her costar in Twilight and I feel about as much love coming from her as I do some guy with a nut allergy standing next to a peanut stand.

6.) Helen Hunt

What I have to say rhymes with her last name so in the interest of politeness I wont type it....

5.) Whitney Cummings

I am not sure if my readers can relate because I am pretty sure none of them have tuned into her horrid, contrite, irritating show Whitney. But let me lay it out for you...She overacts them compensates by underacting, them over reacts to her underwhelming performance and throws in a few overbearing facial expressions. And that's all with in the first two minutes of her show. I fail to understand how her and Chelsea Handler are friends. I can only surmise Whitney must be good in bed.

4.) January Jones

I must confess I do not watch Mad Men, but I have unfortunately seen MS. Jones in several movies in which her express changed maybe twice. Is it Botox or just bad acting? Whatever the cause I don't care and I certainly do not want to pay money to watch her.

3.) Carrie Underwood

Sometimes cross over stardom from one entertainment genre to the next happens. And it happens almost seamlessly. Several top entertainers come to mind; Ice-T, Justin Timberlake, Jennifer Lopez. Sometimes it fails miserably, comes back and hits you right in the face, like spitting into the wind. And that is what Carrie's acting is like a spit in the wind.

2.) Sarah Jessica Parker

I wish I could pay attention to her when she acted. But I am so distracted by her sharp angles and heavy make-up and her clothes that seem to belong to a color blind hempohdite that she becomes some 98 pound blur on screen. Which makes me sad I miss her.

and my number one worst actress of all time is.....

1.) Justin Bieber !!!